CRYSTAL ◆ COEURL ◆ MIST ◆ WARD 25 PLOT 5
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WELCOME
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HAVE A CHAT WITH US OVER A COLD ONE AT OUR STAGE BAR. PERUSE OUR EXTENSIVE DRINK MENU, OR CHALLENGE YOURSELF TO OUR KAMIKAZE! DRINKING GAME.
TRY YOUR LUCK AT ONE OF OUR GAMBLING TABLES. PUT YOUR DICE-ROLLING SKILLS TO THE TEST AGAINST A VARIETY OF GAMES.
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"PURE RAGE IN A GLASS.
SO SWEET THE GLORY PROMISED.
WILL I LAST THIS NIGHT?"
KAMIKAZE!
CHALLENGE
YOU ARE NOW PRESENTED WITH A LONG, POLISHED WOODEN TRAY. ON IT ARE EIGHT CRYSTAL SHOT GLASSES FILLED WITH VARIOUS POTENT-LOOKING MIXTURES. WILL YOU FALL WHERE MANY OTHERS HAVE, OR EMERGE VICTORIOUS?MAKE A /RANDOM ROLL DEPENDING ON THE SHOT YOU'RE DRINKING. IF YOU ROLL A 1 IN ANY ATTEMPT, THE DRINK HAS TAKEN YOU, AND YOU LOSE.
Name | Description | Roll |
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First Step | Starting off the challenge strong with a little spice! A warm-tinted mixture with tiny red flakes floating around. Orange juice and tequila sprinkled with pepper flakes, garnished with a sliced jalapeño. | /random20 |
Second Step | This dark brown, almost syrupy sludge gives off the odor of bitter medicine. Dark rum has been mixed with various concentrated extracts of plant roots. Quite healthy for you, that is if you can keep it down. | /random15 |
Third Step | A deceptively harmless-looking colorless liquid, but the smell from the glass gives away its lethal nature. A shot-full of our Houses most premium and strongest vodka. Keep away from open flames. | /random10 |
Fourth Step | A gorgeous layered concoction of yellow, orange and red hues. Limoncello on top, orange liqueur in the middle, and cherry syrup on the bottom. Bottoms up! | /random 8 |
Fifth Step | This looks like blood. You're convinced it's blood. Beastkin blood has been used as a cherished reagent by alchemists for ages, but today, it is a novelty drink for you the surpass. Coagulated with the addition of scotch and whiskey, to really drive the point home. | /random 6 |
Sixth Step | A mesmerizing blue liquid. It almost seems to shimmer under the light. Max Ether mixed with absinthe, designed to deliver the mixture straight through your bloodstream. | /random 4 |
Seventh Step | The Bartender's final attempt to knock you off your seat has resulted in an inelegant mix of various random spirits. Vodka, white rum, scotch, gin, cognac, and whatever else the Bartender could find behind the bar. May the Gods have mercy on your soul. | /random3 |
Final Step | A bright, almost golden fizzy concoction beckons you. Part champagne, part vodka, part something else, sprinkled with tiny edible gold pearls. Victory is within arms' reach! | /random 2 |
IZAKAYA
- COMING SOON -
HALL OF FAME
THE GREATEST AND BEST OF OUR PATRONS THAT HAVE SURPASSED OUR KAMIKAZE! CHALLENGE WILL FOREVER BE IMMORTALIZED HERE. CONGRATULATIONS!
Name | Date | Message |
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Aelirae Yjia, Coeurl | 1.9.2022 | "The best thing in life is being free of obligations... otherwise you lose your ability to gamble" |
Lofi Beats, Coeurl | 1.9.2022 | "If a tiny miqo'te can win, so can you!" trips and falls over (2x winner) |
Vanth Elengaurd, Coeurl | 1.9.2022 | "Always tip your tenders." |
Sheva Kharul, Mateus | 1.9.2022 | "One and done. Who needs 2nd attempts?" (2x winner) |
Balder Taru, Goblin | 1.15.2022 | "I'm cracked!" |
Good Huggin, Diabolos | 1.29.2022 | "When in doubt... hugs." |
Kandy K'nockers, Diabolos | 1.30.2022 | “Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.” |
Samiral Destiny, Coeurl | 2.5.2022 | "I have restored honor to the Simps, My Loyal Simps." |
Saifye Svartustjarna, Mateus | 2.6.2022 | "Chase a bag, never chase a dame." |
Rougant Garrowyn, Goblin | 2.12.2022 | "Executed." |
Chloe Dreamer, Coeurl | 3.12.22 | "It's. That. Easy." |
Binni Bean, Coeurl | 3.12.22 | "Pineapple on pizza is good." |
Shio Alberto, Zalera | 3.26.2022 | "If at first you don't succeed, just be luckier!" |
Bangie Paolu, Coeurl | 3.26.2022 | "Jinny Paolu is amazing." |
Alexander Rho, Diabolos | 4.26.2022 | "Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." |
Tori Mini, Coeurl | 4.29.2022 | "Squatters rights, these legs are worked for!" |
Bylgrael Blaetbyrtwyn, Coeurl | 5.4.2022 | "If it was me, I would just handle it." |
Cameron Leventis, Zalera | 7.2.2022 | "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?" |
Zimzimki Zimki, Coeurl | 7.10.2022 | "It can never hurt to show a bit o' kindness." |
Reina Noire, Malboro | 7.10.2022 | ". . . did I. . . did I do it . . Ama . . . -hic-" |
Lana Moonberry, Goblin | 7.10.2022 | "Did anyone get the ID number of that warmech?" |
Badge Dawnstar, Coeurl | 7.10.2022 | "Of course." |
Linaceae Sky, Coeurl | 7.10.2022 | "For long fallen friends. May you never be forgotten." |
Tarm Ararn, Famfrit | 7.23.22 | "The force is with me." |
Sophie Delphine, Coeurl | 7.24.2022 | "If you leave your weapon at the door, make sure you bring an iron stomach to the fight." |
A'sura Mikito, Balmung | 8.6.2022 | "Dragon chad was here." |
Dak McKoy, Coeurl | 8.13.2022 | "You stay away from my bushes, Tori!" |
Xad Sairot, Malboro | 9.3.2022 | "I'm better than Erys." |
Dak McKoy, Coeurl (2nd win) | 10.24.2022 | "It's my f****** wedding, I don't care." |
NPC Sally, Marilith | 11.13.2022 | "BDE, always has been and always will." |
Bitter Rabbit, Mateus | 11.19.2022 | "The pirates life fer me." |
Vollder Cupcake, Coeurl | 11.20.2022 | "I am as the mountains... I am as rock... I AM AS STONE!" |
Tempest Song, Mateus | 12.10.2022 | "On the grassy shores of Ishgard, a raven stood starin', especially to the left." |
VIP MEMBERSHIP
WE ARE NOW OFFERING VIP MEMBERSHIPS TO A VERY SELECT FEW OF OUR ESTEEMED PATRONS.
VIP MEMBERS ARE PRIVILEGED WITH THESE BENEFITS:
FREE DRINKS, FOREVER
INCREASED BETTING MAXIMUM AT OUR TABLES (UP TO 3,000,000 GIL)
SPECIAL DISCORD VIP ROLE
ACCESS TO THE VIP LOUNGE
ACCESS TO SPECIALIZED GAMBLING GAMES, SUCH AS BLACKJACK AND ROULETTE
ACCESS TO 'VIP-ONLY' SPECIAL EVENTS
DISCOUNTS AND WAIVED FEES TO OUR REGULAR EVENTS
MEMBERSHIPS START AT 5,000,000 GIL, AND HAVE LIMITED AVAILABILITY.
AVAILABILITY: 17 / 20
STAFF
MAYBERRY MINAMI
Founder
TORI MINI
Owner
CHIAO TZU
Manager
LOFI BEATS
Manager
DAK MCKOY
Hostess
IONA DORNE
House Dealer
DAVE DEMARIS
House Dealer
VOLLDER CUPCAKE
Head Bartender
ROUGANT GARROWYN
Bartender
OSWOOD THISLE
Bartender
LINACEAE SKY
Bartender
WEAVY CUPCAKE
Security
LEI XUO
Security
PRIVATE SUITES
WE ARE NOW OFFERING PRIVATE SUITES FOR RENTAL, WITH ROOM SERVICE OPTIONS AND OTHER BENEFITS.INTERESTED PARTIES PLEASE DIRECT ANY INQUIRIES TOWARDS ANY HOUSE OF VIRTUE STAFF MEMBER TO MAKE RESERVATIONS.
PRICING
1 NIGHT - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 200,000 G
1 NIGHT FOR VIP MEMBERS - - - - 50,000 G
ADDITION OF ROOM SERVICE - - +200,000 G
WHAT IS DEATH DICE?
DEATH DICE IS A DICE GAME PLAYED BY TWO PEOPLE. THE FIRST PLAYERS BEGINS BY TYPING /RANDOM 999 TO GENERATE A VALUE BETWEEN 1 AND 999. THE FOLLOWING PLAYER TAKES THE FIRST PLAYER'S ROLL AND MAKES A /RANDOM ROLL WITH THEIR NUMBER. THIS GOES BACK AND FORTH UNTIL SOMEONE ROLLS A 1, WHICH RESULTS IN THEM LOSING.
EXAMPLE: 'PLAYER 1' ROLLS /RANDOM 999, AND GETS 870. 'PLAYER 2' THEN ROLLS /RANDOM 870, GETTING 660. THEN 'PLAYER 1' DOES /RANDOM 660 AND GETS 12. 'PLAYER 2' ROLLS USING /RANDOM 12 AND GETS A 1, RESULTING IN 'PLAYER 2' LOSING!
WHAT IS DEATH DICE SAVAGE?
DEATH DICE SAVAGE IS A VARIANT OF THE CLASSIC DEATH DICE GAME, WITH A TWIST! COMPETITORS ARE ALLOWED SEVERAL SPECIAL ACTIONS TO TURN THE ODDS IN THEIR FAVOR.
AT THE START OF EVERY NEW MATCH, EACH COMPETITOR IS ALLOWED ONE OF THE FOUR SPECIAL ACTIONS, EXCLUDING "DOUBLE-DOWNS".COMPETITOR'S ARE ONLY ALLOWED TO USE ONE SPECIAL ACTION PER TURN.TO USE A SPECIAL ACTION, COMPETITORS MUST ANNOUNCE WHICH ACTION THEY WILL BE USING IN /YELL CHAT.THE ATTACK SPECIAL ACTION CAN BE USED EITHER AFTER YOUR DICE ROLL, OR ON YOUR OPPONENT'S TURN EITHER BEFORE OR AFTER THEIR ROLL. ALL OTHER SPECIAL ACTIONS CAN ONLY BE USED ON YOUR TURN.THE REROLL SPECIAL ACTION CAN BE USED AT ANY TIME DURING YOUR OWN TURN, EVEN AFTER ROLLING A 1. COMPETITORS THAT REROLL MUST ALWAYS KEEP THEIR SECOND ROLL RESULT.DOUBLE-DOWN CAN BE USED AS MANY TIMES AS A PLAYER WANTS PER GAME, BUT ONLY ONCE PER TURN. DOUBLE-DOWN CANNOT BE USED WITH OTHER SPECIAL ACTIONS.
EXAMPLE: 'PLAYER 1' ROLLS 15. ON 'PLAYER 2'S' TURN, 'PLAYER 1' DECLARES THEY WANT TO ATTACK. 'PLAYER 2' DECLARES THEY WILL PARRY, AND INSTEAD OF ROLLING TWICE, THEY ONLY ROLL ONCE.
HOW DO I SIGN UP?
PLAYERS WISHING TO PARTICIPATE MAY MESSAGE ANY HOUSE OF VIRTUE STAFF MEMBER VIA IN-GAME, OR THROUGH OUR DISCORD SERVER. OR YOU MAY SIGN-UP ON THE DAY OF THE TOURNAMENT AT THE HOUSE OF VIRTUE VENUE BEFORE THE TOURNAMENT BEGINS. THERE IS AN ENTRANCE FEE OF 200,000 GIL EACH PLAYER MUST PAY TO ENTER.REGISTRATION FEES ARE WAIVED FOR ALL VIP MEMBERS!
WHERE?
THE TOURNAMENT WILL BE HELD AT THE HOUSE OF VIRTUE VENUE IN COEURL, MIST W25 P5, ROOM 004.
CAN I REGISTER MULTIPLE TIMES?
WE CAN NOT ALLOW ANY PARTICIPANTS TO ENTER THE SAME TOURNAMENT MULTIPLE TIMES.
CAN WE SPECTATE THE TOURNAMENT?
YES! EVERYONE IS FREE TO WATCH THE TOURNAMENT AND OFFER THEIR CHEER AND SUPPORT FOR THE COMPETITORS.
HOW DO WE PLACE SIDE BETS?
NON-PARTICIPANTS ARE ALLOWED TO PLACE SIDE-BETS ON ANY OF OUR COMPETITORS! BUY-IN'S COST 100,000 GIL EACH. IF THE COMPETITOR YOU BET ON WINS, THE POT IS SPLIT EVENLY AMONG ALL WINNING SIDE-BETTERS.
RULES
FOR THE ENJOYMENT OF BOTH PATRONS AND STAFF MEMBERS, WE ASK YOU TO FOLLOW THESE RULES WHEN VISITING OUR VENUE. FAILURE TO FOLLOW THESE RULES WILL RESULT IN BEING DENIED ACCESS TO OUR VENUE AND EVENTS.
THIS IS A 18+ VENUE
PLEASE STOW WEAPONS AND MINIONS AWAY WHEN INSIDE THE VENUE
FOLLOW STAFF'S INSTRUCTIONS
NO GRIEFING/TROLLING WILL BE TOLERATED. SUCH AS: YELLING PROFANITIES AND SLURS, SPAMMING SKILLS, JUMPING ON/ CLIPPING THROUGH FURNITURE
WE ARE NOT A ERP VENUE. INITIATING PROVOCATIVE OR SEXUAL INTERACTIONS WITH PATRONS OR STAFF MEMBERS IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED
THE PERFORMANCE STAGE IS NOT FOR PUBLIC USE. PLEASE ASK A STAFF MEMBER IF YOU'D LIKE TO USE IT
ARGUMENTIVE AND HOSTILE BEHAVIOR WILL NOT BE TOLERATED.
CAN I SIGN UP AS A SOLO PLAYER FOR THIS TAG TEAM EVENT?
YES! PLAYERS ARE STILL ALLOWED TO JOIN THE TOURNAMENT WITHOUT A TEAM MEMBER. HOWEVER, BE AWARE THAT SOLO PLAYERS WILL BE AT A DISADVANTAGE.
HOW DOES TAG TEAM WORK?
TAG TEAM DEATH DICE IS A GAME VARIANT OF OUR CREATION, THAT ALLOWS FOR TWO TEAMS OF TWO PLAYERS TO PARTICIPATE. THE STARTING PAIR OF PLAYERS ROLL SIMULTANEOUSLY, AND KEEPS THEIR HIGHEST ROLL. THE OPPOSING TEAM THEN MUST ROLL DOWN USING THAT VALUE. IF A TEAM ROLLS THE EXACT SAME NUMBER, THE OPPOSING TEAM MUST USE THEIR LOWEST ROLLED VALUE INSTEAD OF THEIR HIGHEST ROLL.
EXAMPLE: BOTH MEMBERS OF 'TEAM A' ROLL SIMULTANEOUSLY (/RANDOM). THEY GET A 945 AND A 566. 'TEAM B' TAKES 'TEAM A'S' HIGHEST ROLL (945), AND USES THAT AS THEIR STARTING ROLL (/RANDOM 945). 'TEAM B' BOTH ROLL A 550. NOW 'TEAM A' MUST KEEP THEIR LOWEST VALUE BETWEEN THEIR TWO ROLLS INSTEAD OF THEIR HIGHEST. 'TEAM A' ROLLS (/RANDOM 550) A 120 AND 12. 'TEAM B' ROLLS (/RANDOM 12) AND GETS A 1 AND 2. 'TEAM A' ROLLS (/RANDOM 2) AND THEY BOTH GET A 1, RESULTING IN 'TEAM A' LOSING!
WHAT IS THE KAMIKAZE CHALLENGE?
THE KAMIKAZE CHALLENGE IS THE HOUSE OF VIRTUES' FAMOUS DRINKING GAME, WHERE COMPETITORS TAKE ON EIGHT CUSTOM SHOTS, BACK-TO-BACK, AND TRY NOT TO PASS OUT OR HURL THEIR STOMACH CONTENTS. SURVIVORS WILL HAVE THEIR NAMES IMMORTALIZED IN OUR HALL OF FAME!PLEASE CLICK HERE TO SEE THE RULES ON HOW TO PLAY.
HOW DOES THIS CONTEST WORK?
AT THE START OF THE EVENT, EVERY COMPETITOR WORKS THROUGH EACH STEP OF THE SHOTS SIMULTANEOUSLY. WHOEVER ROLLS A 1 AT ANY STEP IS AUTOMATICALLY ELIMINATED. IF ANY COMPETITOR MAKES IT PAST THE FINAL STEP, THEY WILL BE ADDED TO THE HALL OF FAME, AND WILL MOVE ONTO THE FINALS! IF NO ONE MAKES IT PAST THE FINAL STEP, THE PLAYER THAT MADE IT THE FURTHEST WINS THE CASH PRIZE!IN THE EVENT OF MULTIPLE FINALISTS, EACH COMPETITOR WILL MAKE A /RANDOM ROLL TO DETERMINE DRINKING ORDER. AFTERWARDS, THE COMPETITORS WILL EACH TAKE A SHOT IN THE ESTABLISH DRINKING ORDER (/RANDOM 2). LAST COMPETITOR STANDING WINS!
HOW DO I SIGN UP?
PLEASE TALK TO ONE OF OUR STAFF MEMBERS IF YOU'D LIKE TO SIGN UP! YOU CAN ALSO MESSAGE @MAYBERRY OR @TORI IN OUR DISCORD SERVER TO REGISTER.REGISTRATION COSTS 80,000 GIL PER PARTICIPATING PLAYER.
COMPETITORS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SIGN UP MULTIPLE TIMES DURING THIS EVENT.*IF YOU ARE A PAST WINNER OF THE KAMIKAZE CHALLENGE, * YOUR REGISTRATION IS FREE!*IF YOU ARE A VIP MEMBER, REGISTRATIONS ARE * FREE!
Name | Description | Price | |
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Homebrewer's Original Tap | Our house amber ale recipe. Made from locally-sourced grains with sweet malt and roasted barley. Proudly served chilled. | - | 3,000g |
Mayberry Martini | Gin and elderflower liqueur shaken with ice, topped with champagne and garnished with raspberries. | - | 5,000g |
Moon Drop | Stirred chocolate liqueur and vodka, splashed with heavy cream and white chocolate pearls. | - | 5,000g |
Sweet Heart | White rum, passionfruit syrup, grenadine, and orange juice shaken with ice, served in a chilled tall glass. | - | 5,000g |
Head Lock | Generous portion of whiskey, vermouth and bitters served in a smoked glass, garnished with charred cherries. | - | 5,000g |
The Beheader | Vodka, rum, tequila, and gin, with simple syrup and lemon juice. Garnished with a lime and lemon wedge. | - | 7,000g |
Voll's Vice | Dwarven ethanol, spiced rum, vodka, ginger brandy, and dusted with a mix of cinnamon and bomb ash. Could it potentially kill you? Yes. Is it expensive? Yes. Risk of fiery explosion? Maybe. Worth the risk? Yes. | - | 10,000 |
Name | Description | Price | |
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24 Carat Cocktail | Specialty drink made to commemorate the arrival of our new male Viera patrons! Made with carrot juice, vodka, ginger liqueur, simple syrup, ginger beer, and a squeeze of lemon juice, garnished with mint leaves. | - | 7,000 |
Spiked Orchard | Introducing a warm, rich and fruity beverage to celebrate the approaching fall season. Ground cinnamon, homemade apple cider, star anise, cloves, and a dash of maple syrup served hot in a large mug. Garnished with sliced apples and a cinnamon stick. | - | 7,000 |
MINAMI-KAZOKU SAKE
The Minami Family is a titan of commerce by its own right; having influence over both domestic and exotic exports through Kugane has secured their fortune for generations to come.The Minami-Kazoku Sake was formally an exclusive spirit distilled and enjoyed only by close family members, but recently has allowed very limited exports of these fine spirits to a very few select trusted distributors.Produced only once per year during the cold of winter, made with rice from privately-owned farms. It shows notes of pear, melon and apple with the subtle hints of white pepper. Rich in umami, it is delicate, elegant and crisp with pleasant acidity.Served cold, recommended pairing with light foods: white fish sashimi, tofu salad.
10,000 G
YOOKBAEK SOJU
Daejima is a small mountain town that primarily exports rice and barley. It's picturesque landscape of breathtaking mountain views dotted with vibrant rice fields attract visitors from all over to pay a visit to the tranquil, secluded village."Yookbaek Soju" literally translates to "600 Soju", named so to commemorate the six-hundred rice fields Daejima boasts. The best batches of rice from the first cycle of harvest is reserved for the distilling of this fine spirit. Yookbaek Soju is mild, smooth, crisp, and mostly neutral in report. With hints of apple and toasted rice.Served cold. Best paired with rich meat dishes.
10,000 G
NIGHTMARE
The terrifying spectral steed has manifested itself in the form of a delicious smoky drink, only available for ONE NIGHT!This sophisticated cocktail is the perfect drink to warm up with this chilly season, made with a base of smoky mezcal, mixed with tequila, lemon juice, orange bitters, ginger beer, cointreau, and our home-made spiced apple cider. Served in a tall shuffle glass with ice. Let the complex and delicious flavors of this Nightmare usher you to bed tonight!Garnished with a torched sprig of rosemary.
7,000 G
PUMPKIN PATCH
The last themed drink in our Halloween offering is our thick, creamy and absolutely tasty Pumpkin Spiced Latte; the Pumpkin Patch!Pumpkin puree made from Gridania-sourced gourds serve as our foundation, which is then mixed with our house coffee, vanilla extract, vodka, ground cinnamon, whiskey, maple syrup, and a heavy helping of milk. All to create the best beverage that embodies all the wonderful flavors of fall into a single cup. Don't miss out!Served hot in a large mug with whipped cream and drizzled caramel sauce.
7,000 G
WISEBLOOD
Celebrate Halloween with us, with this delicious fruit cocktail available for JUST ONE NIGHT.Partake in this blood-like mix, made with a mixture raspberry liqueur, vodka, cranberry juice, lemon juice and grenadine. Served in a ornate goblet with dry ice. This delightfully foggy concoction is sweet, tangy, and very easy to drink; you'd be wise to try it before the night is over!
7,000 G
THE TORI-TINI
Much against Tori, our co-owner's wishes, we went ahead and crafted a special cocktail based off our lovable hot-headed matron!Lemon juice, ginger syrup, cinnamon syrup, cointreau, and angostura bitters are shaken with ice, and poured into a tall martini glass rimmed with sugar and ground cinnamon, and finally topped with bubbly champagne. This bright and refreshing cocktail will unapologetically swing at your head with the force of a steel bat (without the concussion).
7,000 G
SPIKED ORCHARD
Enjoy our fall seasonal drink for a limited time!Take a sip and warm your body with our tangy, rich and delicious spiked apple cider. Made with ground cinnamon, our homemade apple cider, dark rum, white rum, star anise, cloves, and a dash of maple syrup, served hot in a large copper mug.Garnished with sliced mirror apples and a cinnamon stick.
7,000 G
FANTASIA TONICKA
THE FANTASIA TONICKA, BATCH NO. 1 IS A NOVELTY COCKTAIL MADE WITH THE ADDITION OF HIGHLY EXPERIMENTAL AND UNSTABLE FANTASIA POTIONS, ACQUIRED AT DISCOUNT FROM BUDDING ALCHEMISTS. THE RESULTS ARE WILDLY UNPREDICTABLE, AND POTENTIALLY DANGEROUS. DRINK AT YOUR OWN RISK!*(THIS IS A DRINK INTENDED SOLELY FOR ROLE-PLAYING, AND HAS NO TANGIBLE BEARING OUTSIDE OF SAID ROLE-PLAY.) *TAKE A SIP, THEN ROLL /RANDOM 50 TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS!
DRINK EFFECTS CAN BE DISPELLED BY THE DRINKER AT ANY TIME.
/Random Roll | Name | Effect |
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1 | Brain Blast | Something in your brain grows, granting a boost in some sort of cognitive function... If it didn't kill you outright. |
2 | Big Ears | Your hearing suddenly improves drastically, then you notice your ears have become three times larger. |
3 | Charged | Your fingertips tingle and your hair stands on end; anything metallic you touch gives you a nasty static shock. |
4 | Third Eye | A random eye grows somewhere on your body, and you can see out of it with perfect clarity. |
5 | Extra Arms | A complete set of arms sprout from under your armpits. You seem to have full motor control over your new appendages. |
6 | Croaked | Your throat swells and your cheeks expand, your skin turns slimy and take the form of a frog. |
7 | Tailed | Did you have a tail before? Well there's two now. If you didn't have one before, well there one is. |
8 | Fork-Tongued | Your tongue swells and bursts out of your mouth to reveal a long, serpentine tongue. |
9 | Armoured | Your skin is replaced with rows of shiny scales, similar to that of an Au'ra. Au'ra's under this effect are covered head-to-toe in matching scales. |
10 | Bestial | Hair erupts from every pore of your body; covering your entire being in a thick layer of fur matching the color of your hair. |
11 | Hairless | All the hair on your body falls off. Aerodynamic! |
12 | Colossal | Your joints pop and groan with excitement as you grow twice your size. |
13 | Diminutive | Everything seems to grow larger around you, until you realize that it's you that has shrunk to a quarter of your size. |
14 | Make-Over | Your hair whips wildly about, and settles down into a completely new hairstyle and color. |
15 | Radiant | Your skin starts to emit a pale golden light, it's almost blinding how brilliant you are. |
16 | Horned | A tingling sensation pricks at your temples, then you realize a pair of curved horns have sprouted from your head. |
17 | Slender | Your limbs and torso elongate into freakishly long proportions. Creepy! |
18 | Vision | Your consciousness flickers and and now you're somewhere else... Where exactly, you're unsure. |
19 | Objectified | Your being has taken the form of a piece of furniture. You're completely aware of your surroundings, but communicating proves to be difficult. |
20 | Aethereal | Your physical body dissipates and refuses to solidify itself. Your body is now nearly-invisible. |
21 | Winged | Your arms contort and transform into the wings of a bird. Though they're not large enough to grant you flight. |
22 | Hooved | You feel awfully uncomfortable in your shoes, upon inspection you discover your legs have become bi-pedal, and your feet replaced with hooves. |
23 | Sightless | Your vision blackens suddenly. You feel around your face to discover your eyes have disappeared. |
24 | Strange Eyes | The shape and color of your eyes have suddenly changed. This doesn't affect your vision in any way, but it certainly grabs the attention of everyone else. |
25 | Handy | Something feels off. You look down at your hands to see that you have way more fingers than you rightfully should. |
26 | Iron Guts | Your belly expands as you now have two stomaches, two pairs of kidneys and an extra liver. No drink will best you this night! (This does not confer any benefits when taking the Kamikaze! Challenge. This is purely for roleplay-purposes.) |
27 | Fat Lip | Your speech becomes babbled and muffled as your lips grow thick and floppy. |
28 | Skeletal | Your skin becomes completely transparent. You now appear as an animated skeleton. |
29 | Eldritch | Numerous slimy tentacles burst from your face. Gross! |
30 | Toe Head | A toe sprouts from your forehead. You can wiggle it for whatever that's worth. |
31 | Dangly Bit | A suspicious floppy growth hangs from the end of your chin, reminiscent of a roosters wattle. |
32 | Doppleganged | You have taken the form of one of the people in the Casino, complete with matching clothes and mannerisms! |
33 | Bulked | Every muscle in your body swells to an impressive size. You swear you can bench the entire bar if you tried. |
34 | Big Nose | Your nose grows several times it's size; no scent eludes you now. |
35 | Organic | Moss begins to creep over your shoulders and the top of your head, as tiny flowers bloom and form a wreath around your temples. |
36 | Lure | A fleshy long growth bobs from your head, it ends on a tiny bulb that emits a lovely glow that makes it irresistible to onlookers. |
37 | Gilled | A pair of gills line the side of your neck now, you wonder if you can breathe under the water with them... |
38 | Stoned | Your skin becomes tough and brittle, and takes the appearance of stone. Movement becomes extremely laborious. |
39 | Stinky | A pungent odor wafts from your mouth. No amount of brushing or scented perfumes can disguise a stink of this potency. |
40 | Fanged | Your canines grow long and sharp, big enough to rival the largest Coeurl. |
41 | Beaked | You can't feel your lips, as it becomes replaced with a hardened bird's beak. |
42 | Sensitive | The nerve endings throughout your body have grown rampant and exponentially; every sensation you feel is magnified, including pain. |
43 | Beheaded | A powerful force lops your head clean off your shoulders. You still have control over your body, but proves disorienting with your head in your lap. |
44 | Spiked | Several sharp, bony spikes burst from your chest and back. Take care to not impale anyone! |
45 | Clawed | The bones in your hand crackle and pop into the shape of crab claws. Your grip strength is amplified at the cost of opposable thumbs. |
46 | Demonic | You take the form of a demon, complete with bat wings and a pair of horns. |
47 | Angelic | You take the form of a celestial being, with feathered wings and a golden halo to match. |
48 | Mirrored | Your vision doubles for a moment then snaps back into focus. You look over beside you to see that a perfect clone of you peers back. |
49 | Voided | The aether that shapes your being collapses in on itself; your body appears without an outline, and dark as pitch. |
50 | Enlightened | You tame the wild and unpredictable powers of the Tonic. Choose any one of the effects from the list! |
FANTASIA TONICKA BATCH NO. 1
Using experimental and highly unstable Fantasia Potions, we have crafted a novelty drink that will do much more than give you a heady buzz. Grow a pair of wings? Sprout an extra arm? Anything can happen!Resulting transformations are wild and unpredictable, but temporary. Take a risk and become a better version of yourself. Probably.This is a drink that is to be accompanied with a /random 50 roll to predict what sort of transformation you undergo. Click HERE to view the /random chart.
20,000 G
THE BLACK MAGE
We are delighted to re-introduce the popular Black Mage Mojito, in celebration of our Goth Night Event.Made with light rum, tonic water and blackberry puree, and toned with sugar and muddled mint leaves. Then topped off with a shot of Max Ether. Feel the power!Garnished with blackberries and a sprig of mint.
7,000 G
SALTED EARTH
"He razed their cities, then salted the earth so that even weeds may not grow."Introducing our Dark Knight-inspired cocktail for our Goth Night event: Satled Earth! This re-imagining of a timeless classic is made with simply vodka and grapefruit juice, with the addition of powdered charcoal and a black-salted rim to give this drink its signature blackened appearance. Serve. Save. Slave. Slay.Garnished with olives on a sword-shaped pick.
7,000 G